Monday, March 30, 2009


"I wouldn't trade one stupid decision
For another five years 
(of lies)."

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In other news, here's a list of excuses in case you need a reason to not attend a social function (compiled by Marieke and I):
-I have to wash my hair. 
-I have a waffle burning. 
-I have to floss my dog's teeth again. 
-I'm trapped in an oil painting. 
-I'm getting a colonoscopy. 
-My wife's giving birth. 
-I have to wax my upper lip tonight. 
-My internet isn't working. 
-Michael Blank is sitting on me. 
-I'm being held prisoner by Dr. Arnn. 
-I have to catch an anaconda.

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11 comments:

  1. ErinMarch 30, 2009 at 10:42 PM

    I have to write a jackson paper- oh forgot, you guys never use that one ;)

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  2. BetsyMarch 30, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    Erin. These excuses are stellar ways to get out of a Jackson paper.

    I mean, could you write one if Michael Blank was sitting on your lap??

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  3. Maria the Captain PlanetMarch 31, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    Fuck, my waffle is always burning.

    Also, ways to get out of a date:
    -Sorry I can't I just went back in time, and killed myself.
    -Love to, but your mom and I are already doing something that evening.
    -I'm into dinosaurs.

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  4. ErinMarch 31, 2009 at 7:33 PM

    I just have one really important question- where can we obtain those masks in time for tomorrow? (April fools)

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  5. MariekeMarch 31, 2009 at 9:22 PM

    all i can say is erin do you really need the mask?


    :D

    other excuses:

    i need to go feed marieke's kids wonderbread.
    i need to get my roommate tipsy (actually that's pretty legit :)))*)
    and, hold on, could you ask me that again after I put on marieke's ugly sweatpants?

    any ideas for a fun april fools gag?

    mustaches on the statues?
    throw glitter in the heritage room?

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  6. BetsyMarch 31, 2009 at 9:26 PM

    throw glitter in erin's BED.

    mustaches seems a bit harmless. i vote we do something ridiculous to Saga, or put up fliers for a party at Arnn's that night.

    ah, your poor tipsy roommate. she must put up with a lot.

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  7. MariekeMarch 31, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    This is Captain Planet, aka Maria.

    Kay.
    What about getting a ton of condoms and putting them on margaret thatcher.
    -BLASG

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  8. ErinMarch 31, 2009 at 10:56 PM

    Margaret Thatcher is always good for a condom joke.
    Marieke, all I can say, is do you even really need the ugly sweatpants?

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  9. UnknownApril 1, 2009 at 8:45 PM

    i know it's 8:45 right now, but it's never too late for a good condoming of ol' maggie thatch...

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  10. UnknownApril 1, 2009 at 8:45 PM

    aaaahaha i'm logged in as jake donovan...YES.

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  11. AnonymousApril 5, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    -Sorry, I have underwater basket weaving class.
    -I would, but I have a Cake party to go to.
    -I have a High School Musical and Twilight marathon.
    -My turtle spontaneously combusted and I have to go to the funeral.

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